Yes, It's True

My ego is so fucking big, it has its own blog.

"Why do you need a blog for your own ego, Siege Malvar?" you wonder, because that's what you do, you wonder about my motivations, my intents, having no original motivations of your own.

I say, "meh."

SO, yeah. This is my ego's blog. I don't fucking care if you don't fucking read it, if no one does. I'm not even asking you to read my this in the first place. So fuck you if you get offended, this is my ego's blog, no one's making you read.

This is where I'll be dumping the most vapid of my thoughts, the shallowest of my concerns. This is like my brain's crap. Do you like watching crap? Are you fascinated by waste products? Then this blog's for you.

You can't possibly have an opinion of this blog that's WORSE than mine. This is the lowest crap of writing that I can possible produce, so if you call it crappy then you're reaffirming me, proves me right, which again, makes my opinion superior to yours. If you're here, reading this blog, and you're complaining coz it's crappy, it's shit, it's a waste of time, it's offensive, well guess what, I never said it's more than any of those in the fuckin first place.

So, yeah. Welcome. Read at your own risk, bitches.