My gay friend is having trouble with his straight boyfriend. Turns out, more than the vicious cycle of constantly passing the clap to each other, they're also having problems communicating. Brian talks swardspeak, and Owen speaks straight.
So, in an effort to help them out, I'm posting these frequently used words that might help them communicate on a more common ground.
"Pare, Dude, Tol, Brod, Bro" = "Teh, Vakluh, Neng, Bro"
Straight: "Bro, wag ka nang malungkot, pare."
Gay: "Teh, wa-i ka nang krayola dyaanchi, neng."
Discreet Top: "Girl, wag ka nang mag-cry, bro.
"SHIT" = "KEMERLOU, KEMBULAR, KEME-"
Use this as a filler for words that fall in between the cracks of language. When you're lost for words, use a filler. Regular people would use "ano".
Gay: "Mga kemerlou mo nagkalat sa kembular sa dami mong keme. Kung ano anong kemer-kemerlou kasi ang kakembularan mo eh!"
Straight: "Mga shit mo nagkalat sa shit sa dami mong shit. Kung ano-anong shit kasi ang ka-shit-an mo eh!"
"WILD" = "NAKAKALURKEY"
Straight: "Wild shit, pare!"
Gay: "Nakakaloka mga kemerlane, teh!"
"TUITION" - "iPhone"
Gay: "O, beh, eto na pang-Tuition mo."
Straight: "Pare, nakadelihensya ako ng pang-iPhone!"
"School Project" - "Rubber Shoes"
Gay: "Sige, kumuha ka na lang dyan ng pang School Project mo."
Straight: "Ayuz nga eh, mura ko lang nakuha tong Rubber Shoes ko."
"Medical Bills ni Mommy" - "Cellphone"
Gay: "O sige beh, hayaan mo, gagawan ko ng paraan ang medical bills ng mommy mo."
Straight: "Ayos tong bago kong cellphone, may apps na Twitter."
Any suggestions, Dear Readers?
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