Best Reply to Girlfriend / Boyfriend Testing Text

As we are all guilty of doing it, so have we all experienced getting an anonymous text offering some no-strings-attached good time. After the initial thrill, what we worry about next, of course, is 'what if it's a test'?

Indeed. What if it's a prank message from a friend, pulling a fast one on us? OR worse, what if it's from our girlfriend/boyfriend testing to see how we'd react in such a situation? Is it one of those damn-if-you-do-damn-if-you-don't Alfred Hitchcock situation where everything spirals out of control as you descend to madness, murder, and mayhem?

Worry not, for there IS a certain way in which you can handle this delicate situation.

The correct response, of course, is REJECTION.

"Sorry. I can't come over to penetrate you so good you gonna be blowin bubbles out of your juicy pussy. It's not that I'm not interested, but because I'M IN LOVE WITH THE ONE I'M WITH AND I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HURT HIM/HER."

Of course, by replying so, you've turned the tables around. Now it's YOU testing THEM. If you have indeed been subjected to a prank text, then you've passed the test with flying colors.You've proven strength of character, integrity, and other values that members of the Philippine congress could only wish to possess.

However, if it's a bonafide booty call from a stranger, then you're not really rejecting them... you're spurring them on!

After all, to someone nasty, the only thing better than casual sex is forbidden casual sex.

By informing the stranger that you're taken, you've given them the idea that you're coveted but can't be achieved. You're good enough to be with someone, so that's a plus. And by rejecting the advances of a stranger, you've proven that you don't come easy.

IF the stranger is nasty enough to persist, then congratulations. A persistent booty call from a stranger can only mean slight desperation and daddy issues. Two things we're all looking for in someone we want to penetrate.

So there. Hope that helps!